There's a boat at the top of the screen. Are you a sea captain?

No!  I, like you, have no idea what's going on.

I set out to update my website today, like a normal person.  Everything has fallen apart around me and here we are: in Sydney Harbor?

You might be thinking, "I thought Mary Runkle was a Chicago-based standup comic, not Australian"

(In an Australian accent)  G'day mate, the internet has spoken.  I'm an Aussie now surrounded by snakes and dingo babies.

Instagram: @marylourunks or click here??click here?

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